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| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 461 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!
3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?
4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?
Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
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| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6545 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic smackdowns, raw battles, and NXT showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about Rampage – who knows what crazy shenanigans Wheels will get into next!
So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the next champion of the server!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Additionally:
Free passage
Brewing alcohol
Unique items
Over 100 new, refined enchantments
Amoutcraft
Stability
And you can find a lot more on our server, because it is being updated, and players can influence the innovations of the server.
Additional features:
Active moderators
Regular streamers
Positive atmosphere
Regular events to diversify the gaming experience
PS Due to the blocking of the DS, applications are accepted within 24 hours
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 921815 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Ores Mined: | 7709 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
🤪 Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a team of Tottenham players ready to take on the world of Minecraft. From Forster guarding your base to Richarlison and Werner going on epic mining adventures, this server is a football fan’s dream come true!
🤯 But wait, there’s more! The opposing team, AZ, is not to be messed with. With Owusu-Oduro leading the charge and Van Bommel causing chaos wherever he goes, you’ll never know what to expect next.
🚀 So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you see a showdown between football stars in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battles and hilarious shenanigans that go down on this server?
💥 Don’t miss out on the madness and join now before you miss out on all the fun! Who knows, you might just become the MVP of this wild and wacky Minecraft world! 🤣🎮
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7331 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us if you want to be greeted by a non-standard vtuber who will serenade you with soothing Minecraft tips and tricks in a language only dolphins can understand.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs – the elusive Disco Sheep! These sheep will groove to the beat of your pickaxe as you mine your way to victory.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!
But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 134 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
