/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

He Cucked Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

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COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu in epic battles that will leave you in stitches.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and unexpected surprises. And don’t forget about our upcoming extractions, where you can target extraction targets like Faust and ID & E.G.O for a chance to win fabulous prizes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Void Armor Forged:	30	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Euphonium City Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of Shuuichi’s legendary harem! That’s right, Shuuichi is the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of loyal followers who will do anything for him. Want to be one of them? Join our server now and prove your loyalty to Shuuichi by building him a palace made entirely out of diamonds! But beware, Shuuichi is a demanding leader and will not hesitate to banish you to the Nether if you don’t meet his standards. So come join the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server out there and become a member of Shuuichi’s harem today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Farms Harvested:	933
Potions Brewed:	64	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?

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Join our Minecraft SMP server where all the VTubers have come together to create chaos and mayhem! We have VTubers from all over the world, each with their own unique quirks and personalities (except for a select few who are just clones of each other).

Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, slow, dark shooters that lack any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite of that! We’ve turned the game into a ridiculously colorful and fast-paced dungeon crawler that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.

So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CivWorld Minecraft server

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CivWorld is a civilization server where you can have fun with friends and improve your Minecraft skills with our challenging challenges!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Star Shards Collected:	55	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Arab Oasis Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even American right wingers are joining in on the fun! With only 24% of Arabs in the US being Muslim, you can bet that our server is full of surprises. Who knew Arab Muslims could be so wild in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a crazy adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Arab Muslims. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	93

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Limbus Company General – Minecraft SMP #2027

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland Outis!

But wait, there’s more! We have target extractions like hunting down Faust and fixing office fixtures with FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. It’s a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And don’t forget, this server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect some epic spoilers along the way. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just jump in and figure it out as you go, right?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this insane adventure. Download the game, follow us on social media, and get ready to laugh your way through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. See you in the world of chaos and hilarity!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most scrungly Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just play Minecraft, we live Minecraft. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like /lig/ but in Minecraft form. We only accept players who have at least 500 diamonds in their inventory at all times. Gotta flex those riches, am I right? – Want to shill your 499 diamond oshi? Sorry, not on this server. We only accept the crème de la crème of Minecraft players. You gotta be a Minecraft partner or the equivalent in numbers to even think about joining. – Our player rankings are off the charts! Just like how we rank indie vtubers, we rank our players based on how many creepers they’ve defeated. It’s a tough competition, but hey, that’s the price of being a Minecraft VIP. – Non-English players are welcome too! We have players from all over the world, each bringing their own unique playstyle to the server. From Japanese redstone masters to Chinese mining experts, we’ve got it all. – And don’t even get me started on the exclusive Minecraft mods we have. From Koikatsu cards for some spicy Minecraft fun to a Wheel of Names to decide who gets the last enchanted apple, we’ve got everything you need for a wild Minecraft adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the scrungly Edition like never before! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8573	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5