Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	New Chunks Explored:	297090

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	96562	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Votes:	9641
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Star Shards Collected:	160
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchantments Applied:	122	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	256
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Endless Night Skies:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Emeralds Found:	357	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mines Excavated:	1045	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	254	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Alien Abductions:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Villages Defended:	10

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

Renewable Power MC Server

blackouts, California, clean energy, climate change, cost increases, electricity, energy efficiency, energy independence, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green energy, grid reliability, hydroelectric power, power, power grid, power outage prevention, Renewable, renewable energy, renewable resources, Server, solar power, sustainable, wind power

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of 100 % clean, renewable electricity to keep the server running for 98 days straight! no blackouts here, just pure gaming bliss as you build, mine, and battle your way through our crazy world. plus, who needs to worry about electricity costs when it’s all powered by the sun and wind? come join us and experience the most electrifying minecraft server around!