Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real empire building action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can conquer lands, build epic structures, and maybe even find hidden treasures (or just diamonds, we’re not that fancy).

Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Dragons Tamed: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Forget Me Not Minecraft Server

    Forget Me Not Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in Minecraft? Join our server and prepare for the day of reckoning! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will test your skills to the max.

    Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot, you will gain the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

    But beware, there is a group of mischievous creepers who have formed a boy band and will serenade you with explosive tunes if you get too close. And don’t even get me started on the giant spiders who have taken up knitting and will trap you in their webs if you’re not careful.

    So if you’re brave enough to face the madness and chaos that awaits, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the day of reckoning!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Void Armor Forged: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HoloX Minecraft SMP – Virtual Vibe Crew

    HoloX Minecraft SMP – Virtual Vibe Crew
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to become the rightful rulers of Eden, where the only rule is to have a good time and cause mayhem wherever you go.

    Our members are a wild bunch, from La+ Darknesss who builds the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, to Takane Lui who is known for her epic pranks that will leave you in stitches. Hakui Koyori is the master of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, while Sakamata Chloe is the resident expert in all things cute and cuddly. And let’s not forget about Kazama Iroha, who is rumored to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle.

    But that’s not all! Our members also have YouTube channels, Twitch streams, Twitter accounts, and even release original songs and covers. It’s a whirlwind of creativity and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Eden!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Star Shards Collected: 166
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and immerse yourself in the wild world of Fumiko is Kiga theory!

    Legend has it that deep within the pixelated realms of our server, lies a hidden treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, for the Fumiko is Kiga theory is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the spirits of ancient Minecraft warriors roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge them.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and prove your worth by conquering the treacherous dungeons, battling fearsome monsters, and uncovering the secrets of the Fumiko is Kiga theory. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the title of Diamond King or Queen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the epic quest of a lifetime. Just remember, in the world of Fumiko is Kiga theory, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 196 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Experience

    The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more pranks than a middle school sleepover, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds. Whatever your poison, we’ve got it all here on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for their kind. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness. Just remember, things tend to get a little “hot” around here.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Hnnnng Minecraft Server

    Hnnnng Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where you’ll have to use your wits and skills to survive. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-Minecraft the master of moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pine Tree SMP – Trump’s White House Adventure

    Pine Tree SMP – Trump’s White House Adventure
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a Trump rally? Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand! Build walls, make deals, and tweet your way to victory just like the man himself. Our server is so huge, it’s like the biggest crowd you’ve ever seen at a Trump rally. Don’t believe us? Check out our archived links for proof that we’re the real deal. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #MAGA #BuildTheWall #Trump2024

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Gods Slained: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Mine Rich Americans Minecraft Server

    Mine Rich Americans Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a peasant in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become as rich as an American! We have diamond blocks for days and you can swim in pools of emeralds like Scrooge McDuck. Our players are so wealthy, they have pet dragons that breathe gold coins. Join us and live the high life in Minecraft!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Mahjong General

    Minecraft SMP – Mahjong General
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can show off your mahjong skills while building epic structures? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tournaments, arts and crafts competitions, and even M-League matches! Who knew you could combine mahjong and Minecraft in such a hilarious way? Plus, we have a booru filled with all the wacky creations our players have come up with.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a tutorial for mahjong newbies, so you can learn the ropes while having a blast. And don’t forget to sign up for our upcoming arts and crafts tourney – the deadline is approaching fast!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate mahjong master of the blocky world.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the wild world where Kson’s wise words reign supreme – every vtuber needs to take antidepressants!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’re feeling brave enough!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your antidepressants – you’re gonna need them!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Desktop Minecraft SMP Fixer

    Desktop Minecraft SMP Fixer

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. So come on down and witness the epic showdown between players and a dragon dropping sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! fixes the linux desktopyour welcome 😉🎮🐲 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #EpicAdventures

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

    ShadowCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server so epic, it will make you question reality itself! Join Arkham Shadows, where the shadows are so dark, they make Endermen look like Care Bears.

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. But be warned, the city is also home to a clan of ninja creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their turf.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? That’s right, while you’re building your dream castle, you could also be battling dragons in a parallel universe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on the back of a giant chicken. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic poultry steed?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Arkham Shadows today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget your VR headset, because things are about to get real…literally.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • $100k Stock Index Living Minecraft SMP

    $100k Stock Index Living Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where all you need is $100k invested into a stock index to live like a king in Bangkok for 10 years! But wait, there’s more – for just $200k, you can extend your reign to 20 years and become the ultimate ruler of the server!

    Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?

    Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • WolfCraft 1.12-1.14 Minecraft server

    WolfCraft 1.12-1.14 Minecraft server
    Do you want to survive for real? Where there are no cheaters or griefers? Then come to us! Here you will find a cool economy, a really cool survival without dullness and creativity. In short, why should I burden you – come in and see for yourself!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Hey! Did you know? Minecraft Server

    Hey! Did you know? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mainstream news sources spreading fake news and biased information? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of unbiased and pro-gentile news! Join us and send your “tips” to the Drudge Report, where they will be read by the most trustworthy and non-biased individuals in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you send the juiciest tips, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle fake news monsters and save the world from misinformation! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero of truth and justice!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Hungry Games Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Games Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the current location is the Three Fairies’ Flippin’ Funky Forest Treehouse®! This place is so magical, even the trees do the cha-cha when you walk by.

    But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!

    Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).

    Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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