Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and apologies are just a formality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting away with murder and only having to say “sorry” as your punishment. Who needs justice when you can just respawn, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between the Chicken Army and their enemies, the Cow Coalition.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia controls the underworld with an iron hoof. Will you be able to outsmart them and steal their treasure, or will you end up as bacon for their breakfast?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Just remember to watch your back, because you never know when someone might be plotting your pixelated demise.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Animals Bred: 128
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
New Chunks Explored: 583125 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

    Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

    Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

    But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

    Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn
    Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Pixel Love Minecraft Server

    Pixel Love Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

    But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

    2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

    3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

    4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Dub City Minecraft Server

    Dub City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

    Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Animals Bred: 181
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

    Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

    Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

    Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

    And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

    Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

    But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

    Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

    NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

    No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

    Features of the project:

    • Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

    • Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

    • Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

    • RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

    • Frequent updates and communication with the community

    • No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

    • Protection against griefing

    • Modern plugins and professionally configured server

    At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Alien Abductions: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Crops Grown: 3644 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Funky Minecraft Server

    Funky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Towns Built: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Runes Activated: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

    Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

    So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • September 2025 Minecraft Server

    September 2025 Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 255 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

    Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP
    Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

    And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Emeralds Found: 3419 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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