Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. They may spit at you, but they also know how to throw the best parties in town.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with diamond armor and a taste for chaos. You never know when he’ll show up and wreak havoc on your builds.

4. We have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are always looking for new players to haunt. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Trust me, there is absolutely nothing anonymous about this server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Funky Minecraft Server

    Funky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Farms Harvested: 430 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

    Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

    So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • September 2025 Minecraft Server

    September 2025 Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Enchantments Applied: 184
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 543

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

    Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP
    Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

    And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

    Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

    Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

    Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

    But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

    What awaits you?

    — Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

    — Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

    — Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

    — Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

    ? What makes Realms Network stand out?

    — Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

    – Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

    — Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

    Join and start your journey today!

    ? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

    ? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

    There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Gods Slained: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Trash Town Minecraft Server

    Trash Town Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no lasting impact on your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to sweep you off your feet (literally, we have a broom plugin)!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Falling into the Void: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP

    The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the payrolls are low and the competition is weak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the two highest payrolls going head to head in the ultimate battle for supremacy! Join now to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and see who will come out on top with the biggest paycheck!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?

    Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 319124 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • AI Development Support Minecraft Server

    AI Development Support Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a team of advanced AI developers working around the clock to create the perfect Minecraft wife for you! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for love! Join us today and be the first to experience the future of virtual relationships. Who needs real-life companionship when you can have a pixelated partner who will never argue with you and always be there to support your building endeavors? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • My Minecraft SMP Net Worth Tracker

    My Minecraft SMP Net Worth Tracker
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can start from scratch and build your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams!

    Our server is filled with high-paying tech jobs that will have you rolling in virtual diamonds in no time. And if that’s not enough, we even have index funds and crypto investments to help you diversify your virtual portfolio.

    Who needs to “make it” in the real world when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy SMP? Join now and watch your net worth skyrocket faster than you can say “blockchain”.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

    Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? We encourage it!

    Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can summon lightning with a single click of their mouse!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Dystopian Britbong Kino SMP – More Like This?

    Dystopian Britbong Kino SMP – More Like This?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance-off, with players dressed as chickens and clucking their hearts out. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Macarena.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Great Sheep Uprising of ’69, where a group of rebellious sheep took over the server and demanded better wool quality and more grass to graze on. It was a baa-d situation, but boy was it hilarious!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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