Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Towns Built:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Animals Bred:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Frosty Ocean Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Ocean biome is so cold, you’ll need a pufferfish onesie just to survive! Our server is so cool, literally, that you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a slushie. But don’t worry, we’ve got hot cocoa dispensers scattered throughout the ocean floor to keep you warm.

Join us for epic underwater battles against the evil polar bears who have taken over the Arctic Ocean biome. We’ve got dolphins with laser beams on their heads to help you in your quest for domination. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret ice castle where the Snow Queen resides, ready to challenge you to a snowball fight for the ages.

So why wait? Dive into the icy depths of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring a warm blanket and some extra wool socks, because things are about to get frosty!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP ever, where we discuss ALL things Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for our epic Sonic Sweep’O’Ween event, where we’ll be t-pose dancing like Kot and celebrating Hedgehog Boogaloo style.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive insider info on the release date of Sonic x Shadow Generations – mark your calendars for October 25, 2024. And don’t miss out on the crossover miniseries with DC, because Sonic is teaming up with Batman to take down Eggman in 2026!

Join us for some high-speed fun as we race through Sonic Rumble and dive into the world of Sonic comics with our extensive scan collection. And if you’re feeling creative, show off your OCs in our booru and join in on the pixel art fun in Pixel World.

So why wait? Jump into our Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP and let’s spin dash our way to victory! Remember, gotta go fast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

What is the IP for Halo Esports Minecraft Server?

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Halo Esports is a competitive gaming scene centered around the popular first-person shooter video game franchise, Halo. Established in 2002 with the release of Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo Esports has grown into a prominent title in the global esports community. With a rich history of competitive tournaments, top teams, and talented players, Halo Esports continues to attract a dedicated fan base and offers exciting gameplay for both casual and professional gamers alike.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Side Profile Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of blending in with the boring side profiles of your fellow countrymen? Do you long for a side profile that screams “masculine” from every angle? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you the most chiseled, jaw-dropping side profile you’ve ever seen!

Join us and witness the magic as our expert builders sculpt your side profile into a work of art, complete with a perfectly angled jawline and a nose that could cut through diamonds. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Beard of Power” quest, where players must embark on a hair-raising adventure to grow the most epic beard in all of Minecraft history.

So if you’re ready to show off your manly side profile and conquer the Beard of Power quest, join us on our server today! Who knew Minecraft could make you look THIS good?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

No More Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. They may spit at you, but they also know how to throw the best parties in town.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with diamond armor and a taste for chaos. You never know when he’ll show up and wreak havoc on your builds.

4. We have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are always looking for new players to haunt. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Trust me, there is absolutely nothing anonymous about this server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HoloTunes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of hearing the same old boring tunes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a famous holo singer who decided to take a break from the music industry to create the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while listening to our server owner’s “unique” original music that will have you questioning your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock a secret concert where our server owner will serenade you with their questionable vocal talents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

♥️One Life☠️ (Hardcore server) Minecraft server

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No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mobs drop candy instead of their usual loot! That’s right, you can defeat a zombie and get a delicious SNACC in return. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you craving more than just SNACCs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft SMP – /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes and rules? Well, look no further because FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Shonen Jump manga and more.

Imagine building your base in the shape of the Thousand Sunny from One Piece, or battling it out in a Jujutsu Kaisen-inspired arena. And don’t even get me started on the epic Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure-themed events we have planned.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from Yu-Gi-Oh! Slutposting enthusiasts to die-hard My Hero Academia fans. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Plus, rumor has it that Rock Lee himself might make a guest appearance. Don’t miss out on the fun – join FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the most hakenkreuz looking symbols that are totally legal in Germany and other countries with anti-nazi laws. Who knew swastikas could be so fun and harmless in pixel form?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing havoc and hilarity wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their shenanigans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few anti-nazi laws). See you in the pixelated madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Animals Bred:	115	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Limbust Company General – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland and Outis in a battle for the ages. But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey to take down Faust with your trusty E.G.O.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Expect spoilers galore as you navigate through this crazy world. And don’t forget about the tutorial – it’s a must!

But that’s not all, folks! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and immerse yourself in the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more madness. And if you need some reading material, we’ve got you covered with all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server and let the mayhem begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.