Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Side Profile Minecraft Server

    Side Profile Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of blending in with the boring side profiles of your fellow countrymen? Do you long for a side profile that screams “masculine” from every angle? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you the most chiseled, jaw-dropping side profile you’ve ever seen!

    Join us and witness the magic as our expert builders sculpt your side profile into a work of art, complete with a perfectly angled jawline and a nose that could cut through diamonds. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Beard of Power” quest, where players must embark on a hair-raising adventure to grow the most epic beard in all of Minecraft history.

    So if you’re ready to show off your manly side profile and conquer the Beard of Power quest, join us on our server today! Who knew Minecraft could make you look THIS good?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Animals Bred: 163
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • No More Anonymous Minecraft SMP

    No More Anonymous Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. They may spit at you, but they also know how to throw the best parties in town.

    2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with diamond armor and a taste for chaos. You never know when he’ll show up and wreak havoc on your builds.

    4. We have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are always looking for new players to haunt. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Trust me, there is absolutely nothing anonymous about this server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HoloTunes Minecraft Server

    HoloTunes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hearing the same old boring tunes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a famous holo singer who decided to take a break from the music industry to create the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while listening to our server owner’s “unique” original music that will have you questioning your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock a secret concert where our server owner will serenade you with their questionable vocal talents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

    I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2322
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ♥️One Life☠️ (Hardcore server) Minecraft server

    ♥️One Life☠️ (Hardcore server) Minecraft server

    No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 92 Ores Mined: 9016
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creations Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mobs drop candy instead of their usual loot! That’s right, you can defeat a zombie and get a delicious SNACC in return. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you craving more than just SNACCs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General

    Minecraft SMP – /sjg/ – Shonen Jump General
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes and rules? Well, look no further because FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Shonen Jump manga and more.

    Imagine building your base in the shape of the Thousand Sunny from One Piece, or battling it out in a Jujutsu Kaisen-inspired arena. And don’t even get me started on the epic Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure-themed events we have planned.

    But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from Yu-Gi-Oh! Slutposting enthusiasts to die-hard My Hero Academia fans. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Plus, rumor has it that Rock Lee himself might make a guest appearance. Don’t miss out on the fun – join FUJOJO IS BACK/sjg/ today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4350
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server

    Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the most hakenkreuz looking symbols that are totally legal in Germany and other countries with anti-nazi laws. Who knew swastikas could be so fun and harmless in pixel form?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing havoc and hilarity wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their shenanigans? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few anti-nazi laws). See you in the pixelated madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

    Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

    Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server

    Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP

    QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 179 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • skaryWORLD Minecraft server

    skaryWORLD Minecraft server

    SERVER UNDER DEVELOPMENT

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because Kita Ikuyo is here to save the day! This server is so cute, even the creepers can’t resist giving you a hug (just kidding, they’ll still blow you up).

    Join us for a wild adventure where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our friendly community is always ready to help you out, whether you need a hand building a giant statue of a potato or just want someone to join you in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure trove filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you end up getting lost in a maze of rainbow-colored sheep and never find your way out?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kita Ikuyo today and experience the cutest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may look adorable, but they’ll steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Potions Brewed: 68 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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