Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Meteorites Collected: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

    Blocky Polska Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

    But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

    Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Potions Brewed: 197 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4391 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Is Real Minecraft Server

    Is Real Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, Anycolor, is here to shake things up!

    Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.

    But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

    Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country
    Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Crops Grown: 3011 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    -Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9607 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

    ”’>Winning Game
    Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Pixel Link SMP – General PXL

    Pixel Link SMP – General PXL
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this mysterious, magical, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play alongside the clumsiest girl next door, the silliest girly girl, and even a chuuni seiso girl who’s ready to take on the world (of Minecraft, that is).

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.

    With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4447 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Illinois TV Minecraft Server

    Illinois TV Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1700 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

    Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

    Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

    Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7201
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

    Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

    Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

    Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

    And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 186
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Farms Harvested: 981

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

    Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

    Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 459 Towns Built: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

    Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

    Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

    But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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