That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Gif Master Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	247	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Towns Built:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Is Real Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, Anycolor, is here to shake things up!

Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.

But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Buildings Constructed:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

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Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	144
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mines Excavated:	3440

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

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-Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	2188
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Link SMP – General PXL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this mysterious, magical, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play alongside the clumsiest girl next door, the silliest girly girl, and even a chuuni seiso girl who’s ready to take on the world (of Minecraft, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.

With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Illinois TV Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Items Found:	5626
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crops Grown:	2160

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Buildings Constructed:	38
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8