Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Astral Projections Made: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 16
Magic Items Found: 6205 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    -Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6011 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

    ”’>Winning Game
    Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pixel Link SMP – General PXL

    Pixel Link SMP – General PXL
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this mysterious, magical, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play alongside the clumsiest girl next door, the silliest girly girl, and even a chuuni seiso girl who’s ready to take on the world (of Minecraft, that is).

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.

    With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 457

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Illinois TV Minecraft Server

    Illinois TV Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

    Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

    Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5449 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Potions Brewed: 82

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

    Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

    Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

    Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

    Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

    And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

    Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

    Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Star Shards Collected: 214
    Farms Harvested: 583 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

    Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

    Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

    But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Critter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

    But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

    Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6315

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

    Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

    Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Zombie Dances: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

    Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dimension Hops: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

    Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

    But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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