Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Gods Slained: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Falling into the Void: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Critter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

    But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

    Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 290
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

    Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

    Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

    Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

    Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

    But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9512 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

    Pixel Pals – Minecraft server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

    We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

    Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 333
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

    Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

    Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 86 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 855 Potions Brewed: 130

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81
    Runes Activated: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

    Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

    That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

    But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

    If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Villages Defended: 17
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trump Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Farms Harvested: 185
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

    Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

    Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

    Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • > Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP

    > Men Prefer Natural Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the men prefer natural…natural disasters, that is!

    We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Gone to Craft Minecraft Server

    Gone to Craft Minecraft Server
    If you leave our server, it’s probably because you’ve been abducted by a band of rogue llamas who are trying to convert you to the ways of shi’ism. But don’t worry, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you from their llama magic. So come join us and help us fight off the llama invasion while building epic structures and trolling your friends with sneaky traps. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Alien Abductions: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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