Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel as expressionless as a zombie? Look no further, because our server will have you grinning from ear to ear like a creeper who just discovered a diamond mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and more memes than you can shake a pickaxe at. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s turn that frown upside down and join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Meteorites Collected: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server

    Rich Preppy Chicks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich preppy chicks can’t resist getting down and dirty in the virtual world! Don’t let their designer handbags and perfect hair fool you, these girls are all about that block-building life. Rumor has it that they sneak away from their country clubs and polo matches just to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

    Join us for a chance to see these socialites in action, trading in their stilettos for diamond swords and their pearls for enchanted armor. Who knew that behind their perfectly manicured nails lies a fierce warrior ready to take on any challenge the Minecraft world throws at them?

    So come on, join our server and witness the secret lives of the rich preppy chicks who can’t resist the thrill of mining and crafting. Who knows, you might even catch them doing the floss dance in their diamond armor while battling a horde of zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2918

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player

    iPhone 16 Pro Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of living in a world where the average person can’t even afford the latest iPhone, let alone a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you afford the iPhone 16 Pro Max, but you can also mine for diamonds like they’re going out of style!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.

    But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brexit Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of Brexit in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the madness of politics by building your own virtual world where you make all the rules.

    On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.

    So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • >2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP

    >2view Italian indie Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching Italian indie films with better 3D animation than Nijisanji? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Farms Harvested: 134 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where our players are as wild as a pack of Endermen on a rampage! Join us for a chance to team up with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Diamond Diva.

    But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura Uruka the Redstone Wizard, Shisui Michiru the Enchanting Enchantress, and Tenma Maemi the Mining Maestro. And don’t forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess who rules over her spud kingdom with an iron fist!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Kaneko Lumi the Llama Lord, Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Slayer, and Jelly Hoshiumi the Slime Queen? And who can resist the fiery charm of Ember Amane, the Blaze Babe who lights up the night sky with her fiery personality?

    But wait, there’s more! Rub shoulders with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Rebel, Chisaka Airi the Ender Dragon Tamer, and Amanogawa Shiina the Skyblock Samurai. And if you’re lucky, you might even meet Himemiya Rie the Rabbit Whisperer, Erina Makina the Enderman Empress, and Komachi Panko the Chicken Chaser!

    But that’s not all folks! Join forces with Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, Eimi Isami the Endermite Exterminator, and Muu Muyu the Mob Magnet. And don’t forget about Hikanari Hina the Horse Whisperer and Saya Sairroxs the Skeleton Slaying Sorceress!

    And if that’s not enough, team up with Kannagi Loki the Llama Lover, Kokoromo Memory the Creeper Cuddler, and Gram Pico the Ghast Whisperer. And don’t miss out on Ayase Yuu the Enderman Enthusiast and Kaminari Clara the Creeper Charmer!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than a pig in a mud bath!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP

    Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is like Final Fantasy VI on steroids. You’ll be battling dragons, saving princesses, and casting spells like never before.

    2. Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age has nothing on us. Our server has a unique Zodiac system where your Minecraft character’s fate is determined by the stars.

    3. Are you a fan of Blitzball in Final Fantasy X? Well, get ready for Blitzblock, our version of the underwater sport but with exploding squids!

    4. Final Fantasy VIIR may have Cloud and Sephiroth, but our server has Steve and Herobrine in an epic battle for the ages.

    5. Want to experience Final Fantasy VIIR-2 before it’s even released? Join our server and get a sneak peek at the upcoming game.

    6. Final Fantasy V is known for its job system, but on our server, you can be a professional llama tamer or a professional potato farmer.

    7. Final Fantasy VII is all about saving the world from Shinra, but on our server, you’ll be saving the world from an army of evil chickens.

    8. Final Fantasy XVI may not be out yet, but on our server, you can experience the game before it’s even announced. Talk about exclusive access!

    9. Final Fantasy VIII’s love story between Squall and Rinoa is nothing compared to the love story between our server’s two resident creepers, Bob and Sally.

    10. Final Fantasy IV is a classic, but on our server, you’ll be fighting against an army of killer bunnies led by a giant carrot boss. Trust me, it’s epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

    AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

    vanilla server where you can relax and just play

    we have custom generation

    good admin

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Mirror Magic Minecraft Server

    Mirror Magic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical mirror that transported them to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and diamonds grew on trees. True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Villages Defended: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP
    Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Gods Slained: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Dimension Hops: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Potions Brewed: 123 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 193 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

    /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

    Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Animals Bred: 141
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5950 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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