Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the robots are surprised by the shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • First World Minecraft Server

    First World Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a wild llama rodeo. That’s right, llamas everywhere wearing cowboy hats and bucking like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to stay on for more than 10 seconds, you’ll win a golden carrot as a prize!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen thriller moves like these before.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where the chickens serve up gourmet meals made from only the finest diamond-encrusted wheat. It’s a taste sensation that will have you coming back for seconds, thirds, and maybe even fourths.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union

    Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Citadel in Mass Effect – a melting pot of different species and cultures coming together to mine, build, and cause chaos!

    Join us and witness the epic love story between an asari and a human player, whose marriage is recognized and celebrated by all the other players in our server. From building their dream house together to going on epic mining adventures, this power couple is the envy of all other players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive tyranny?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, and where love knows no bounds – even between different species!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 101 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server

    Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and chaos you could ever dream of! Join us and witness the epic battle of which vtuber has the strongest speech impediment. And guess what? It’s none other than Hajime! But don’t worry, his speech impediment only makes him even more powerful in the game. Join now to witness the madness and maybe even learn a thing or two about overcoming obstacles in the most hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

    Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer
    Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 256 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Void Gems Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Emoji Minecraft Server

    Emoji Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel as expressionless as a zombie? Look no further, because our server will have you grinning from ear to ear like a creeper who just discovered a diamond mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and more memes than you can shake a pickaxe at. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s turn that frown upside down and join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CubeWorld Minecraft server

    CubeWorld Minecraft server

    – Our server is located in the Russian Federation

    – The most modern website with unique ideas

    – Lagi? Haven’t heard

    – Two types of modes | Easy and Swift anarchy

    – Anti-cheat with artificial intelligence

    – We made a combination of anarchy, clan wars, and griefing

    – No money to donate? Received for free, taking first places in the tops

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 807821 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

    Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

    Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dimension Hops: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

    Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

    Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Single Man Minecraft Server

    Single Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 84 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

    Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

    But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

    Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

    Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Villages Defended: 14
    Farms Harvested: 409 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

    The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

    Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Star Shards Collected: 268
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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