Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5224	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime girl’s, character collection, gacha, gacha addiction, gacha community, gacha culture, gacha games, gacha luck, gacha pulls, Gacha simulator, gacha sluts, gacha trends, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile games, role playing, Sluts, smp, virtual fashion, virtual world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Emeralds Found:	4937	Enchantments Applied:	220
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, growth, Insight, knowledge, learn, learning, lessons, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Holy Grails Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8446	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	535	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Farms Harvested:	227	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	75552
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Villages Defended:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ores Mined:	8540	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1