Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 484 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Animals Bred: 61 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5159 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 117892 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 316 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Ores Mined: 2241 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1638 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Farms Harvested: 959 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magic Items Found: 2678

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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