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Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	New Chunks Explored:	440287
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9731
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Star Shards Collected:	170	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5107	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3623	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	282
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3