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Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ores Mined:	8382	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5721
Potions Brewed:	162	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Towns Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4843	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Emeralds Found:	8560	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	195
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4