Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Towns Built: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1926 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3761
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 407 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Zombie Dances: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7536 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Gods Slained: 0 Towns Built: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Ores Mined: 2195

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 273
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Potions Brewed: 148 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 413
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Farms Harvested: 589
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

    The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

    What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

    Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Love Letters Sent: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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