Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9103 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6670 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 361
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 462
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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