BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4325
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mines Excavated:	4459	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Christpill Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

Create, cubes, DIMENSION, ELEMENTALS, Enchanting, Explore, fairy-kei, fairytale, FANTASY, Hunger Yaymes, HungerYaymes, Hungry, love, MAGICAL, magical dimension, Minecraft, mystical, smp, WHIMSICAL, Yay, YAYLY, Yaymes, yume kawaii, ユニHG原宿Yaycation

Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Farms Harvested:	960
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Villages Defended:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, CraftyCraze, ducks, Epic, Indie streaming, indie vtubers, Japanese VTubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Russian vtubers, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, vod archival guide, VOD archives, youtube equivalent

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

aew, Booking, Business, Character development, Competition, creative decisions, criticism, Decline, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, hangman page, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, professional wrestling, Quality, shitter, smp, Storyline, talent, wrestling, wrestling industry

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	127
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Villages Defended:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

childhood memories, Datapack, drawing chunks, gameplay, high complexity, invite friends, long games, maximum vanilla, new decorations, new dispenser options, No commands, no degradation, no kit starts, no limit on worlds, no private parties, No Sethomes, no shops, no teleports, no weddings, No Wipes, no work, positive emotions, Survival, Unique, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

High Cuddle Minecraft Server

Alone Time, comfort, Contentment, Cozy, CUDDLE, Cuddling, daki, digital companionship, escapism, getting high, Happiness, HIGH, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mood booster, Peaceful, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	111
Endless Night Skies:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

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Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5240	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	9227

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.