Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Crops Grown: 1706 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 187 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7853 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Mines Excavated: 2128 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 339
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Animals Bred: 37 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Villages Defended: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4845 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 136 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

    Bread Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 91
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

    4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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