Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 21 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Farms Harvested: 612
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Potions Brewed: 78
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Farms Harvested: 834
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Glorious Feasts Held: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Farms Harvested: 661
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Animals Bred: 145
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

    Bread Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

    4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Potions Brewed: 30 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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