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SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9327
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3926

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Villages Defended:	12

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ores Mined:	1680	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Star Shards Collected:	144	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	9237

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	95
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Towns Built:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchantments Applied:	178	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

Players:	91/300	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ores Mined:	7609	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7