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Incel Walk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in all of Minecraft! Join us and you’ll experience crazy adventures like incelwalking to buy ice cream at 11 pm in your very own virtual world. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to in our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Plus, our currency is 70% cash, so you can literally make it rain in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on the legendary 40k challenge where players must fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Farms Harvested:	685

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyDudes – Minecraft server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow male indie Vtubers to join! Why, you ask? Because we believe that only the most rugged and independent Vtubers can survive in our crazy world of pixelated adventures.

Join us for epic quests, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our all-male Vtuber community. Want to show off your oshi? Go ahead and shill them to your heart’s content! Just make sure they’re a dude, because no girls are allowed here unless they’re on topic (and even then, they better be ready to prove themselves).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of Vtubers who are as wild and wacky as us? We’ve got stories that will make you laugh, builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you’re a dude, of course).

So grab your pickaxe, put on your best Vtuber avatar, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our world? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being yelled at for playing Minecraft too loudly? Join our SMP where the only practice you need is perfecting your creeper dodging skills! Our server is so intense, even the mobs are afraid to spawn. Trust us, you’ll never hear “knock off that racket” again, unless it’s coming from a disgruntled Enderman. So come join us and let’s make some noise… in a good way!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3466	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Power Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to offer you UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where each color is coordinated to the opening sequence of your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

In our world, Pink opening means you’ll be greeted by a horde of adorable pink llamas ready to accompany you on your journey. Blue opening? Get ready to dive into a massive ocean filled with treasure and maybe a few angry squids. And don’t even get us started on the Yellow opening – let’s just say you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Rainbow opening, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	82
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Final Map Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	633	Players Killed by Monsters:	4001
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty LOL Gamers – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our first seed is choking again, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have events like Worlds 2024 where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes. And let’s not forget about our 15 Year Anniversary celebration with Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary – who wouldn’t want to hang out with those cool cats?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Dark Star theme with Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana? And if you’re feeling extra fancy, you can even get their Prestige skins!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but hey, that just adds to the fun)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1512
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Angela’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Fan Service Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

just make your own game Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3