The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Power Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to offer you UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9164
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	150

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where each color is coordinated to the opening sequence of your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

In our world, Pink opening means you’ll be greeted by a horde of adorable pink llamas ready to accompany you on your journey. Blue opening? Get ready to dive into a massive ocean filled with treasure and maybe a few angry squids. And don’t even get us started on the Yellow opening – let’s just say you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Rainbow opening, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Final Map Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchantments Applied:	62
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty LOL Gamers – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our first seed is choking again, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have events like Worlds 2024 where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes. And let’s not forget about our 15 Year Anniversary celebration with Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary – who wouldn’t want to hang out with those cool cats?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Dark Star theme with Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana? And if you’re feeling extra fancy, you can even get their Prestige skins!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but hey, that just adds to the fun)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Angela’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	107	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4122	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Fan Service Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

just make your own game Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	623884	Players Killed by Monsters:	9088

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	442	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Animals Bred:	197
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	614357

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!