Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty LOL Gamers – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our first seed is choking again, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have events like Worlds 2024 where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes. And let’s not forget about our 15 Year Anniversary celebration with Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary – who wouldn’t want to hang out with those cool cats?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Dark Star theme with Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana? And if you’re feeling extra fancy, you can even get their Prestige skins!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but hey, that just adds to the fun)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ores Mined:	7870
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Angela’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	100	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Emeralds Found:	3136
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fan Service Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Divine Spears Created:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

just make your own game Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	115022	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magic Items Found:	5622	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crops Grown:	1448
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Farms Harvested:	452	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Ores Mined:	9539	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Star Shards Collected:	119
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.