OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
Void Armor Forged: 23 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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