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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Villages Defended: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 3021
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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