Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Meteorites Collected: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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