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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Crops Grown: 3377
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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