Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boundaries, Cool, cool nerds, Ethics, Minecraft, NERDS, office environment, Peeing, Pervs, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, SECURITY, smp, smug attitudes, social dynamics, social norms, Stereotypes, tech industry, tech workers, Technology, WINDOW, window peeing, workplace behavior, workplace culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	1186	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Towns Built:	6	Magic Items Found:	2782
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Animals Bred:	146	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	106
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ores Mined:	2284
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1310
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Farms Harvested:	445	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyAnxietyCraft

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Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	552391
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9357

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Towns Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.