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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
New Chunks Explored: 867725 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

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