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Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TherapistGoneWild

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mines Excavated:	2347
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OverheardOcelots

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	127	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6908	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyKoreaWarfare

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5807	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Milkks Minecraft

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Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MomSharkLoanSnitch

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	3645
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RedstoneNoob

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Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TankTasticCraft

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come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5517
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.