Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    MineBars is a top project for top players!

    — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

    Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Animals Bred: 48
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScaredyCraft SMP

    ScaredyCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bedrock Boogeyman

    Bedrock Boogeyman
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

    Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 999905 Players Killed by Monsters: 2966
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

    UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Animals Bred: 145

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Arc Craft

    Nano Arc Craft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

    u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

    but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

    so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Towns Built: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhestPlays City

    GhestPlays City

    Welcome to GhestPlays City All The Mods 10 About the Server Immerse yourself in a Minecraft experience like never before with our All The Mods 10 server. This modpack offers a vast selection of mods ranging from advanced technology to mystical magic ensuring there is always something new to explore and discover Main Features Verso do Minecraft 1211 Mods Included Technology magic exploration and more Active Community Join a friendly and active community always ready to help and share adventures Join us and start your adventure in the incredible world of All The Mods 10 We look forward to seeing you on the server

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • bosscraft.pl

    bosscraft.pl

    I invite you to the new server bosscraft.pl survival plots

    lots of opportunities to have great fun, developed server and store, lots of ranks and other items that diversify your fun, come join us

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations

    The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    Epic War and Conflict Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    Master the Economy Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    Bounties, Quests, and Exploration For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    Forming Nations and Earning Perks Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    Player-Centric Experience With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    Modded Experience for a Richer World Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include: – Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes. – Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities. – The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot. – Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression. – MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History! Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.

    What makes this server unique?

    CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.

    Is there a cost to creating a nation?

    Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.

    Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?

    Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.

    Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 129 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Farms Harvested: 675 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Villages Defended: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Animals Bred: 90

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

    CrushCraft: No Loans for Love
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

    And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Alien Abductions: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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