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KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Emeralds Found:	7634	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Votes:	2095	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
New Chunks Explored:	413435	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Star Shards Collected:	107
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	259
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7961	Crops Grown:	5460
Farms Harvested:	505	Void Gems Collected:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Farms Harvested:	668	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	7681
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2825	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Players:	102/200	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9