so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crops Grown: 5290 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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