If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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