Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	5265	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	125	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Animals Bred:	111
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Animals Bred:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5403

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Animals Bred:	194
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7769	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Zombie Dances:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	736
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	250

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9599
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Potions Brewed:	197
Ores Mined:	6727	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	9057	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Votes:	9086	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?