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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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