Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.
Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!
