Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6776 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 66 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
