Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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