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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Dragons Tamed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
Enchantments Applied: 241 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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