come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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