yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Ores Mined: 5536
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4778

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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