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TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

adoption, bribery, Communication Issues, Craft, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Therapy, family unity, Guilt, Mind, name change, Resentment, sibling relationships, step parent, step siblings, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, TheraBlock, Therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sessions, Time, Waste

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Bravery, challenging fears, confronting fears, conquering fear, courage, emotional wellness, empowerment, facing fear, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyBedroomBlunders

adolescence, BlockyBedroomBlunders, childhood beliefs, childhood misconceptions, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, puberty, puberty misconceptions, reproductive health, reproductive system, sex education, sex education myths, sex facts, sex misconceptions, sexual development, sexual education, sexual education misconceptions, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

aid, Alliance, Assistance, controversy, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, messup, Orbán, Orbans, political interference, president, Support, threat, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

Advanced technology, air travel, CAR, city, City Of The Future, city planning, convenience, convenient, flying, flying cars, future technology, futuristic vehicles, innovation, smart cities, sustainable transportation, technological advancements, traffic congestion, transportation challenges, transportation revolution, urban design, urban development, urban infrastructure, Urban mobility, urban transportation

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NeuroMagnet CircuitCraft

animal testing, brain circuits, Chronic pain, CircuitCraft, depression, experimental therapy, Gene therapy, implanted device, innovative technology, magnetic fields, medical breakthrough, Mice, neurological disorders, neurology research, NeuroMagnet, neurons, non-invasive treatment, obesity, Parkinson’s Disease, potential applications, researchers, Treatment

so, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!

we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.

plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?

so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

What are Minecraft servers like Dynasty Network ?

Adventure, alliances, brotherhood, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Updates

Some Minecraft servers similar to Dynasty Network include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its variety of mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel offers a similar immersive experience for players looking for unique gameplay elements. 2. Mineplex – With a focus on community and fun game modes, Mineplex offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its variety of mini-games and events. 3. The Hive – Known for its fun game modes and active community, The Hive offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its immersive gameplay and unique features. 4. CubeCraft Games – Offering a variety of mini-games and custom game modes, CubeCraft Games provides a similar experience to Dynasty Network for players looking for immersive gameplay and unique challenges. 5. Grian Network – With a focus on creativity and community, Grian Network offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its unique game modes and interactive features.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Lifelink

Adventure, Allies, battle, collaboration, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, legend, LifeSteal, marketplace, mmo, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, RPG, Skills, strategy, Survival, Tournaments

Welcome to Lifelink

Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!

Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Survival without GOD and FLY (not donation trash) Minecraft server

BUILD, classic, Currency, donation, Honest, Hosting, Jobs, low, no fly, No GOD, op, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, simulation, stores, Survival, Warps, Web map, worlds

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Feixiao, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoFiles, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the “Burning Scent of Home” with our Lingsha Trailer and get ready for some epic battles with characters like Fugue and Imaginary Harmony. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive in-game items!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of FeixiaoFiles and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	991944	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

ethical choice, ethical conflict, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, guilty pleasure, inner conflict, inner struggle, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral conflict, moral dilemma, moral reasoning, RegretfulRebel, risky behavior, smp, temptation, wrong decision

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyBeautyLand

appreciation, Architecture, around you, art, beauty, BlockyBeautyLand, colors, culture, Diversity, emotions, Gratitude, inspiration, landscape, mindfulness, Nature, people, perspective, scenery, Serenity, Wonder, world

Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2951
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

aggression, Claims, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, KimCraft, military alliance, military assistance, North Korea, North Korean involvement, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian support, Support, Troops, War, weapons, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ascended Not Noticed

Afterlife, Apocalypse, Ascended, Ascension, biblical prophecy, christian theology, disbelief, divine intervention, end times, Eschatology, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, Humanity, judgement day, NOTICED, rapture, religious beliefs, salvation, second coming, spiritual awakening, supernatural events

join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	929	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4625	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0