| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7407 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?
So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.
So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 250 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.
don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
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| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 115 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!
But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.
Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 170 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 253 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.
If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 128 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?
So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 441 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5421 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.