Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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