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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Runes Activated: 7
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Magic Items Found: 8572

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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